Bachelor of Fine Arts (Sculpture)
A chair plunked in ponder'd sulked silence,
In the lambent of a moon's strange crepusculus.
A quadruped ungulate that ou a mired slump,
Mogged in goblet, like glabrous foetus gawping gob git, ou fucker.
Erupting vegetal articulates unk awful arboreal caterwaul,
Unctuous gallbladder spittle und tormented sinuous seraphic sufferings,
And irrepressible pullulations of molten inflammations.
Molests myth for its malign melodrama of a mucus monstrance,
And ornamented vulgarity that woo a haunted falling fowl,
Frenzied flying beasts that flock fanged to feast and peck upon it as a fetid banquet, fie! fie!
A pickled bowl that bellows of burrs and brine,
Overgrow and overspill a ruptured bladder stinky spine forged in a crucible's coagulate,
Burst congealing plashes thick of sap und stemmy spew ank sludgy slick, putrid- ick.
This wroted in computer ink viscous wit to compliment the floret's dirty rotten arrhythmia.